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Kind Sir, Please Do Not Breaketh My Ankles!

'Ankle-Hell', a fragrance by Kirk Hinrich (Jacob Langston, Orlando Sentinel)

Jameer Nelson when asked about J.J’s misfortune, “The free-throw line musta’ raised up and tripped him”.

Here was the scene you just witnessed in a fairly obvious sequence of prose. J.J thinks he is playing ice rugby as he skates to the floor before trying to tackle Kirk. His teammates erupt into a slew of laughter and tomfoolery at his expense. Straight forward, yes?

But just when we thought this embarrasment had ended, history revealed more!

Oh history/archived video replay, what a cruel and dasterdly mistress you have been to this wretched one-on-one defender.

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  1. Zelalem Asfaw
    February 18, 2011 at 2:56 AM

    Fuddlesticks! He is indeed in the succession but only behind his sister the Lady Mable Highnose. A tiny world we live in. Im afraid they are already calling for young Redick to be drawn and quartered in Durham and Orlando. The dark cloud of dishonour has already amassed and is pregnant with a storm of backlash

  2. The DailySegWay
    February 18, 2011 at 1:24 AM

    This man you speaketh of, the 1st Baron Horseradish, is he by any chance an heir to the crown of Snobonia? I fear young J.J’s inability to remain steadfast in the face of left to right crossings will bring dishonour to his compatriots in blue.

  3. Zelalem Asfaw
    February 17, 2011 at 11:25 PM

    I was just remarking to my good chum the 1st Baron Horseradish, Marquess of Snooty the other day on the young Redick’s utter inability in singular matchups. By george the fellow couldn’t defend a fort in peace-time switzerland

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