So I guess we must have all been wondering what ‘Al Qaeda’ were going to do following the demise of their leader Osama Bin Laden.
Well we got their answer but even we were surprised how.
Not through another ominous communiqué, not through a poorly edited doom-video or even through a retaliatory strike against the “West”.
Instead we were astounded to find out that the feared terror network turned to online classifieds service Craigslist in an effort to react to Bin Laden’s freshly vacated sandals.
The classified calling for a militant leader is clearly spelled out. Requirements are straight forward while the benefits and challenges have also been made clear. An especially vital piece of information was the “must be able to occupy such places, but not limited to” section.
Personal favourites include, but are not limited to damp caves, outhouses, hollowed out Yak carcasses and 7-11.
This is a brilliantly crafted classified and it seems Al Qaeda is moving into the twenty-first century by using such technology to recruit a new leader.
Who knows maybe we will see the terror network on twitter soon.
Any ideas for Al Qaeda themed twitter handles? We’ll get it started with @DeathToAllThingsEverIncludingButNotLimitedToOurselves
Let us know in the comments below.